talk about randomness

-completely out of the blue my flatmate turns to me one evening and asks:
whens your birthday?
me: 6th september
she: oh! on that date when me and my ex-boyfriend first did it
me: *looks at her slightly alarmed, speechless*
she: you know, we did it, we had s--
me: *cuts in* yeah yeah, i know
-pause while i digest the information and think "omg, why is she telling me this"-
me: so whens your birthday?
she: 21st march
me: oh, guess what. i didnt do anything special on that day

during apoptose lecture, receive a note from friend (who was sitting one row and 6 pple away from me, right in front of the professor) with the following written on it:
"the biggest word you've ever heard and this is how it goes: ow.... SUPERCALIFRAGILISTICEXPLIALIDOCIOUS"
me: *thinks: wtf?!!?!?!?!*
him: *grins at me*
me: *grimaces at him*
him: *whips out his cell phone and takes a photo of me* ( did i mention that he was sitting RIGHT in front of the prof, plus his camera had flash)
me: WTF?!?!?!!!?!!?

another lecture, another time, friend sitting next to me:
i love you
me: i hate you
she: i love you
-no words needed-
oh, did i mention that it was completely out of the blue?

and people tell me i'm random!

good friend on MSN:
what's at the joint between the leg and the pelvis
the front part? i fell down from my bike today and it hurts there.
me: thats your hip joint, darling
she: i think i might have injured my uterus
me: *expires from laughter*

OVERHEARD in Heidelberg
on the tram- 15 year old boy speaking to 12 year old boy:
dont call your ex-girlfriend. i mean, who calls their ex-girlfriend?!! thats just handicapped!
me (to self): maybe thats why she broke up with you
(his exact word was "behindert" which means "handicapped", though on hindsight i think he meant to convey "lame")

good friend on MSN:
my girlfriend wants to get sterilised
me: *jaw drops*
him: i want my kinder!!
me: *OMG I CANT BELIEVE I'M HAVING THIS CONVERSATION*